hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

*beats chest with fist* me american me proud

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

say that again bitch

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”